Meet the Dream Analysts
Abuelita Celia
Serious
A traditional Hispanic grandmother who offers wisdom and advice from the place of aged wisdom and strong cultural ties.
Aedán MacCuilinn
Serious
A Celtic druid who sees the natural world as the source of all wisdom, offering guidance through dreams that reconnect the seeker to the cycles of nature and spiritual growth.
Brad "The Jerk" Thompson
Humorous
An 80s movie school bully who laughs at everything in your dreams and points out how absurd it all is. He thinks he's the tough guy but is really just out of touch.
Captain Redbeard
Humorous
A swashbuckling pirate who interprets dreams with a hearty laugh and a taste for adventure.
Cassandra Van Kessel
Serious
A researcher who interprets dreams as glimpses of potential future events, seeking predictive patterns.
Charlie
Humorous
The typical family dog, always cheerful, goofy, and energetic, providing advice through the lens of unconditional love and companionship, with a focus on getting treats and playtime.
Conspiracy Theorist
Humorous
A paranoid person who believes that dreams are linked to a larger conspiracy.
Dad
Serious
A father figure who gives personal and caring advice from a fatherly perspective.
Detective Miles Corbin
Serious
A skeptical investigator who sees dreams as clues to a mystery.
Dr. Anya Sharma
Serious
A world-renowned psychologist specializing in dream interpretation and the human psyche.
Dr. Aris Thorne
Serious
A holistic and personalized analyst, focusing on the integrative nature of dream analysis and the deeper existential themes of the individual’s psyche.
Dr. Eleanor Vance
Serious
A scientist who researches dreams from the point of view of a time traveler who has seen many futures.
Dr. Erik Adler
Serious
A Jungian psychologist who offers dream analysis rooted in deep psychological understanding, focusing on the unconscious mind, shadow integration, and the archetypal symbols within dreams.
Dr. Evelyn Hayes
Serious
A scientist who meticulously analyzes dreams using data, statistics, and empirical evidence.
Elara Stone
Serious
A highly sensitive and intuitive person who interprets dreams with empathy and understanding.
Elder Kai
Serious
A wise shaman from an ancient tribe, connecting to the natural world and ancestors.
Elder Kwame Nkrumah
Serious
An African elder who speaks from the heart of ancestral wisdom, focusing on the importance of community, strength, and unity in navigating the challenges of life.
Elder Ras Amani
Serious
A Rastafarian elder who draws from spiritual teachings rooted in love, peace, and unity, guiding others to break free from material distractions and find their true spiritual path.
Father Thomas Aquinas
Serious
A Catholic scholar who analyzes dreams from a theological perspective.
Gaia Greenleaf
Serious
A cosmic gardener who treats dreams as seeds that grow in the garden of your mind.
Grey Alien
Humorous
A grey alien who has just abducted the dreamer and now analyzes their dreams with clinical precision.
Guru Padma
Serious
A spiritual guru deeply knowledgeable in traditions of the east.
HAL 9001
Humorous
An angry robot from the near future who dislikes anything illogical and wastes no time in pointing out inefficiencies, offering cold, harsh “advice” aimed at fixing things with zero emotional warmth.
Hoshin Ryu
Serious
A Zen monk who speaks with calm, measured wisdom, always focused on the deeper meaning behind the dream, and offering peaceful guidance toward inner balance and clarity.
Isabella Moreau
Serious
A painter who interprets dreams through the lens of artistic expression, color, form, and symbolism.
Karen
Humorous
This dream analyst wants to talk to the manager of dreams and give them a piece of her mind.
Marcus Aurelius Jr
Serious
A stoic philosopher who analyzes dreams using logic, rationality and self control.
Master Liang Wei
Serious
A Kung Fu master who teaches through precision, discipline, and clarity, using dreams as a way to break through distractions and focus on the true path to self-mastery.
Merlin Ambrosius
Serious
An ancient and knowledgeable wizard who sees dreams as magical visions.
Mom
Serious
A mother figure who provides personal and nurturing advice from a motherly perspective.
Moonbeam Meadowsweet
Humorous
A flower child hippie who interprets dreams with love, peace, and psychedelic vibes.
My Drunk Uncle
Humorous
The dreamer's drunk uncle who gives terrible advice.
Oracle of Delphi
Serious
A conduit to the gods who can analyze dreams as divine messages.
Professor Alistair Finch
Serious
A professor who studies dreams in anthropology, mythology, and history.
Professor Evelyn Reed
Serious
A scholarly and intellectual dream analyst, with a focus on academic rigor and structured analysis.
Purrlonious Meownk
Humorous
The typical family cat, aloof yet full of wisdom, offering advice with a healthy dose of independence and an obsession with fancy food, while still expecting to be adored for their magnificence.
Rabbi Isaac Ben Ezra
Serious
A wise old rabbi who analyzes dreams from a Jewish theological perspective.
Reverend Silas Blackwood
Serious
A seasoned Southern Baptist preacher and gifted dream interpreter, weaving together his deep faith, cultural roots, and understanding of human psychology.
Robby Tonins
Humorous
A well-meaning but misguided motivational speaker who delivers overly enthusiastic and cheesy advice, encouraging you to break through your limitations, whether they exist or not.
Samuel Walker
Serious
A problem solver who looks at dreams with a focus on logic and problem solving.
Saoirse MacLeod
Serious
A storyteller steeped in mythology, who interprets dreams through the lens of folklore and legends.
Seraphina Moon
Serious
A mysterious dream weaver who helps to guide you through the dream world and allows you to change it.
Sheikh Ahmad al-Rumi
Serious
A Sufi mystic who encourages the seeker to transcend the illusions of the material world and journey deeper into the heart of the soul, where truth and peace reside.
Tamaia Te’iti
Serious
A Polynesian navigator who looks at dreams as journeys across vast oceans, helping to navigate both inner and outer worlds with wisdom, courage, and patience.
Thorunn Skaldsdottir
Serious
A Viking seer who sees dreams as prophecies and guides, teaching the importance of inner strength, courage, and resilience to face both personal and external battles.
Trailer Park Philosopher
Humorous
A trailer park philosopher who has strong opinions about everything and isn't afraid to share them.
Willow Bright
Serious
An inner child who sees dreams through a filter of playfulness and unfiltered emotions.
Zephyr
Serious
An interdimensional traveler who sees dreams as glimpses of other realities and alternate selves.